Twitcher in the Swamp
"My idea of what haeven is like' said nine-year-old Sam, 'is mostly going for walks in the countryside.' Not propaganda for 'the right to roam', as you might expect, but a snippet from the religious-affairs page or 'God-slot' of a daily newspaper. Young Sam expected heaven to be 'green and beautiful and full of plants and stuff, and really good.' "