Twitcher in the Swamp
" 'No furniture so charming as books' wrote some silly old fool. He should get a load of my books, perched on sofas, spilling over the floor, climbing up the wall. You can hardly see the dang furnituve. You have to punt pyramids of paperbacks across the room every time you use the bathroom. This place is, as it were, fully booked. I need a barn. I'm booked out."