Twitcher in the Swamp
"Alan Titchmarsh will soon be on our screens again with a new series, The Nature of Britain. According to BBC Books, Titchmarsh 'has been identified as a key brand author, and we are looking to develop his profile ever further'. But can his profile go any further? Is he not already the telly-world's most ubiquitous character? Is he not the most lovable mand in the universe?"