Twitcher in the Swamp
"Have you seen a Sausage Bead-moss lately? Noticed a Fuscous Flat-body, anybody? Spotted any Bog Paw-worts on the way to work? Thought not. These creatures, whatever they are, have not been doing well lately, according to Defra. Their names are posted up for immediate 'Biodiversity Action', and very silly names they are, too."