Twitcher in the Swamp
"My, what a top-class twitch I bring you this issue. This one's a real megatick, a lifer, an interplanetary cosmic mindblower. I speak of course of the far-famed Ancient Murrelet of Lundy, rarest of the rare, nonpareil among the feathered affinity, the most considerable twitch to reach these shores since St Brendan eye-spied a gryphon, quite a long time ago. Well I've seen one."