Twitcher in the Swamp
"It is not often that Twitcher writes about twitching, but his venture to see all the native British wild flowers by the end of the year must probably count as the most stupendous twitch in the history of the world. Many kind botanists have assisted him in that goal. it is in that context that Twitcher mush offer a warming to anyone who may wish to follow where he has bodly gone before. His Advice is: don't!"