Twitcher in the Swamp
"Introducing a new scheme to cheer up London's grey motorways with greenery, Environment Secretary Gummer cracks a small joke. 'Seventy percent of the people in our survey mentioned greenness and how much they appreciated that,' he begins, deadpan (wait for it). 'It seems to me that we must not', here it comes, 'rest on that laurel.' Oh deary me."