British Wildlife 16.2 December 2004

Twitcher in the Swamp

"I have nothing to report this month. Nothing at all. For past weeks I have been turning away visitors in order to complete my new masterpiece on the Dark Ages. There is no botany in this masterpiece apart from the odd hoary apple tree or naked thorn. The only animal is a sparrow that briefly flies in and out of a winter hall, thus exemplufying the journey of the soul and the relative position of the known to the unknown."

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