British Wildlife 22.3 February 2011

Twitcher in the Swamp

"Defra scientists are proud to annouce the discovery of a super-heavy element called Governmentium (Gm). Though inflated and obese, the thing is held together by vast numbers of sticky particles known as morons. Governmentium's mass increases over time, during which it reorganises itself regularly to form isodopes."

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